What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

National security?

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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