koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

this website even though its hilarious.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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