- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

so how about that irline food

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

H o m o comes out as homo

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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