-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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My dad

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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