roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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