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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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