Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

whos district champs not JM

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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