- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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