Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Amazing

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Womens rights

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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