What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Testicles.

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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were you expecting a joke

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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i have a christmas tree.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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