- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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