- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

George Bush.

A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

how long has dibey got left like :)

What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Word play, punch-line, joke.

why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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