What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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