Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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black people. that is all...

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Justin Bieber.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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