- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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