- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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