Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Anti Joke

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