A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Gay Rights

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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This is not a joke

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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