- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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