Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Jaden McMichael

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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