- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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