What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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