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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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