- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

i have two hands.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

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