Kefka > Sephiroth

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

your social life.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

what is orange? an orange

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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