A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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knock knock

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Womens rights !

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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