- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What's the capital of Ohio? O

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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