your mom died.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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