- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What does two plus two equal? 4

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

This statement is false.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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