There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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