- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Im black

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.