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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

A man is sitting at a bar. He stands up and goes over to these bikers playing pool. He then walks over to the bartender and says "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can pee in that bottle over there." The bartender looks at the bottle and sees there is a good five meters between the two. The bartender then agrees. The man takes out his penis and begins to pee. His pee stream goes everywhere on the bar, on the cash register, and espicially on the laughing bartender. It goes everywhere except inside the bottle. The man finishes and zips his pants. He then smiles at the bartender while handing him three hundred dollars. The bartender asks "why are you laughing you lost three hundred dollars?" Which the man replies "See those bikers by the pool table laughing?...I bet them five hundred dollars each that I could pee on your bar, on your cash register, and on your face and you would laugh and be happy." The bartender then reached under his bar and toke out his bat. He then continued to break the mans knees and then perceeded to pee on his bruised and battered face.

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Anti Joke

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