Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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