- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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