A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Dislike this.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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gay marriage.

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<=3 penis

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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my mind's eye?

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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