- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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