- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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