What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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