- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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