- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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