- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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