so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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what happens every day? People die

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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