- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Ju... Just why?

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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