What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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The WNBA

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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