Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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