What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Women have the right to vote.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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