See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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