Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Anti Joke

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