What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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