- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

my mind's eye?

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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