- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

sorry son your nanas been put down

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Ju... Just why?

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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